Highlights of the night include:
- Paying for only one drink all night.
- Almost winning at darts (I've never even been able to hit the board before!)
- A woman telling me she wanted to slap my ass.
There are worse things. But is that what it's like for cute girls all the time? Do they never buy their own drinks? I must discuss.
Also, Penny ate the wheel of my mouse. *shakes fist*
Also, Penny ate the wheel of my mouse. *shakes fist*
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